Summertime Swing

Greetings, losers.

Here we are, yet another month later. I swore I'd get better about updating this thing. I've just been so busy! Where to begin?
Well, My fiance and I took a mini vacation a couple weeks ago. We went to a waterpark, and of course to some malls. It's not a true vacation if I don't get to shop! We finished up by stopping at a zoo. Admittedly, the main reason we stopped was to see the sea lions. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE sea lions! So cute!

I've taken up a "day job" so to speak. Don't worry, I'm not doing any actual work, boys. My friend has opened up a boutique here in town, and I'm helping her in the store. I literally have to do jack squat, and I still get paid. Mmmm, My favorite type of "work!" There are even times when she is having Me model some of the clothing and accessories outside on the sidewalk to draw traffic. That's My favorite! I get to walk around, look pretty, and draw more and more men into My trap.

I've taken on yet another endeavor in the online world. I've setup shop at I expect all of you boys to come, sign up under My name, and be humiliated and cucked in a room full of losers who are just as pathetic as you.

I'm looking to do some r/t sessions quite soon. I've been wanting to for a while, I've just been terribly busy. If you're interested in being humiliated, degraded, ballbusted, spit on, or financially fucked in real time, you may email Me for info and requests.

For those of you counting, we are now officially under three months until My wedding! There is still so much to do, and so many things that need bought. For any of you cucks out there interested in playing a part (financially only, obviously) in the biggest day of My life, send Me a message and I'll assign you something to buy. And of course, all of you should be visiting My wishlist daily. It's time to step up your financial game. I want presents every day, losers.

Duty calls, yet again. It's time to load more clips, so go, stroke, and buy, buy, buy.

Slice of Life
Greetings, minions.
I realize it's been over a month since My last entry. I really need to get better about that! I realize it aches when you don't have frequent updates from Me.
So where to begin? A bit of sad news, first. My cat passed away mid June. It hit Me really hard, as I'd had her for 14 years. Her sister from the same litter is still with Me, but I can tell it's really hard for her being all alone after having a partner in crime for so long. However, I am dealing with it day by day.
In better news, wedding planning is going swimmingly! My man has picked out his tux, but it has yet to be ordered. However, thanks to My good cuckie boys, it is rapidly being paid for along with the other things he needs for the big day. And any of you boys wanting to purchase anything else for the wedding, check out My Amazon wish list for wedding items. I want that list to be completely purchased by the end of August.
Speaking of My wish list....I've added a new one for My man. I've had more than one subbie asking to serve him, so I decided to give him his own list to make it easier on everyone. And of course, My spoil list is updated daily.
In slave news, one of My best boys is "Max." We shop several times a week on My Amazon list, and he is knocking out items left and right like it's his job. (Well, it kind of IS his job.) He is going to be serving My man soon as well.
I have one subbie who made the mistake of adding Me on Yahoo without first, purchasing the ID from Niteflirt. Just for entertainment, I let him ramble on about wanting to be blackmailed, and send Me photos. He was stupid enough to send full frontal shots, along with his photo ID which I will be posting on the "Losers" section on My site very shortly.
Another newbie is My shit eater, Jason. I'm currently exploiting him on an ebanned auction. The dummy loves to be exposed so much, once this one ends he will be bidding to have more and more of his info and compromising photos exposed to the entire world wide web. And, if he's lucky, I'll even put him on My site. Moron.
Clips are doing well. For anyone asking, I do prefer you purchase them from Kinkbomb over c4s, just because I want to be at the top of Kinkbomb! I get more percentage there, and this month they're giving away free merch for good sales, and I definitely want to win. If you have a clip request, you may email it, but I DO NOT DO NUDE. Asking that is not only a showcase in stupidity, but an assumed wish to be humiliated all over the internet world.
We are planning a mini vacation during the last week of July. It's hot, and we're ready to hit a waterpark! Of course, you may email if you'd like to pay for our trip. Pay for it all, and I may even send you some photos of us having fun on your dime.
I'm looking into doing some R/T sessions. This is a fairly rare opportunity, and depending on how it goes, I may or may not continue. You may email for pricing. I'm considering offering shopping sessions, public humiliation sessions, ballbusting, cbt, trampling, foot worship, water play, and possibly more. Of course, like everything else worth having, it won't come cheap.
I'm off to film and do some more planning for our events over the next few months. I will be updating again soon, and I hope to have My site ( ) updated with some new features by the end of the week as well.
Until next time, keep spending and prove to Me that you want to be a good boy.

What's Cookin'
Greetings, turdburglars.

Been a while since My last blog. This is partly due to the fact that I've been busy, partly for health reasons, and partly because there is nothing I love more than making you twerps squirm and beg whilst waiting for a new update.
First, let Me address the medical side. Well, okay, I ended up with a second degree sunburn. It literally laid Me up for a full week. I couldn't so much as move, let alone film or anything else. However, thanks to LOTS of vitamin E oil, aloe, and painkillers, I'm almost back to 100%.
As I mentioned earlier, I've been a busy girl. My fiance' and I took a trip to Kings Island to meet up with some friends and had a GREAT time. (See: sunburn) I hope to have some photos up soon, so you asswads can lurk and feel like you're actually invited to enjoy parts of My life...AS IF.
The wedding planning is coming along quite nicely. We have lots of things we need for the tables, centerpieces, etc. already purchased. But of course, we're nowhere near done yet! The next step will be a tux for My man, and our wedding rings. If you want to be one of the cuckie losers that helps to pay for these things, keep an eye out on ebanned as your opportunity will be coming soon.
A stroke of bad luck hit yesterday. The dreaded Windows 7 antivirus bug managed to infect our laptop. It's been hiding since we first fought it months ago, I'm pretty sure. Out of sheer frustration we restored the laptop to factory settings. Sadly, I lost a lot of clips, but I did manage to salvage some on My external hard drive. Photos, too. It's such a pain in the ass to start back at square one with bookmarks, remembering passwords, etc. But, for the most part, I think I have it all back to normal once more.
I've been on a slave escalator of sorts it seems. Last month alone, I had 3 contact Me, spend, spend, spend, and then disappear, only to find out I completely drained them of all funds. Listen boys, I don't mess around. If you come to Me wanting to be drained, that is EXACTLY what I will do to you. I don't care about your bills, your luxury. As far as I'm concerned you deserve NO luxury of any kind to begin with. That's what I'm here for.
I have another loser who has been knocking out My wishlist items like it's his job. And well, it IS his job. Every night after his horrible day at work, he comes to Me on Yahoo and I degrade him while making him spend a small fortune on Me. Blackmail may be next. ;)
I managed to make it to stellarstudio status on Kinkbomb! This means I get increased promotion, AND more payout on every clip/tribute sold. So I prefer that you now purchase My clips either from KB or the up and coming I want to keep My top spots on both sites, and your continued patronage will see that it happens.
Check all My sites for updates over the next few days. Big things are coming. Summer is right around the corner, and I intend for June to be one of My most successful months yet. Don't be afraid, boys. I know it's scary, the idea of giving all your power over to a beautiful, sexy woman. But believe Me, you will have a sense of satisfaction unlike anything you've ever known before. I can't even begin to describe the feeling of handing Me your cash, your dignity, your whole fucking life.

So I've Caved
As you can see, I've finally caved and given in to the LJ world. However, for all My past entries, you can check them out on My front page at or by locating My profile at  I'll be leaving them up for a while in case you new losers want to go read up.
As you learned from My last entry, I'll be getting married this October. I feared I might lose a few of My minions, but in all actuality, I've done nothing but gain new followers. So many of you losers love the idea of not only serving Me, but My man as well. And who am I to deny you the right to bow before a man more powerful than you could ever dream of being....
Planning for the wedding is going absolutely fantastically. We'll be getting married October 29th, and seeing as how we both love Halloween, we will be doing a Halloween theme for the wedding and reception. I've already selected My dress, and since I have a longstanding love with Ariel of "The Little Mermaid", I've selected a dress that I feel is inspired by her beauty. I, of course, will not be footing the bill, and My ebanned cucks have already paid for over half of it. Lucky bastards. If you have yet to tribute towards the most important dress I'll ever wear, get your ass over to ebanned immediately. Each bidder receives a picture of Me in the gown, not that it's really deserved.
Many of you may not know, but I have many boys who started following Me based on My tongue. It has a seductive power all its own, and I'm pleased to announce that within the next week or so, I will be opening a whole new clips site on clips4sale based solely on the dominate power of My tongue. Stay tuned.
I recently did a small photo shoot with My girls over at Dirt Candy Photography. They are an up and coming photography studio, not solely based on your standard posed portrait shots. While their portraits are absolutely beautiful,  (as you can see in My profile photo) they truly excel in shoots themed with horror and gore. To see some of their shots, you can follow them on Twitter. They are two marvelous girls with exceptional creativity and talent!
Now for the final update: I tried to list this on ebanned, but once again the "ebanned police" stopped My auction due to restricted activity. I'd like to point out, I can go on there right now and point out at least 5 auctions that don't adhere to their rules, but yet Mine always get removed. UNFAIR.
Anyway, I'm doing a special raffle for My foot and shoe losers. Here's how it works:
For each $5 tribute sent via Amazon gc to, you will earn one entry into the raffle. What is up for grabs, exactly? Allow Me to show you. 

These, foot freaks, are My 2 year old clogs. I've worn these for the last 2 winters, and often around the house, or into other seasons. They're My easy, comfy pair that I absolutely adore. However, they're seriously gross at this point. As you can see from the photos, the inside has been worn down with imprints of My sweaty size 6's.
At the end of May, I will place all the entries into a drawing, and the winner will receive these nasty, stinky clogs in their mailbox. I'll even pay for shipping, lucky twerps. Just think, you could be only $5 away from owning the nasty ass shoes of your dreams. However, if you spend $20, I'll give you a bonus entry, for a total of 5.

That's all for now. As always, I can be reached at, but I encourage you to NOT waste My time.
Fuck off.


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